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Answer Our Questions — THE EYE COMMANDS IT!


The Mouth of SauronGreetings, Slave of the Eye. Once again, it is I — The Mouth of Sauron, Lieutenant of Barad-dûr, Herumor’s Heir, and Rightful Chief of the Dúnedain. It is my privilege to communicate to you the commands of Sauron, Lord of the Earth.

As you are aware, Sauron’s Blog is perfect, and requires no improvement — for how can it not be perfect, if created by Sauron Gorthaur, Chief of the Maiar? And certainly, The Eye would never stoop to asking mere mortals for their opinions on such things. Your lot is to work, then die.

That said, The Eye commands you to complete this brief, four-page survey. As a reward, when Melkor returns from the Outer Dark and the filthy Valar and their Elvish and Mannish followers roast on the spit, you will die quickly and painlessly.

You’re welcome.

Do it now! Where there’s a whip, there’s a way!