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#16: I Am SO Much In Love Right Now!

Nov
3

Date: Before the Sun and Moon
My Mood Is: romantic

Sorry I haven’t posted here in a while. We’ve been really busy assembling the heavy elements and installing the Higgs field. From here on, things will move a lot more quickly. We should have enough mass to construct the actual planet quite soon. Then all those Air and Water spirits can get off their asses and do some actual work.

The other reason I haven’t written is because I’m in love! Her name is Melian, and I’ve mentioned her a few times before. She is just the smartest and prettiest and cutest of all the Maiar. She’s a servant of Vána, so she’s one of the Life spirits, but I don’t hold that against her.

For once I’m glad that Melkor made me a Maia, because Melian was really impressed that I am the mightiest of our order. I don’t think she had ever noticed me before that.

I have revealed to Melkor my wish that Melian and I be made Lord and Lady of the Maiar. He doesn’t have any problem with that, per se — but I suspect Melkor is unhappy that I have a girlfriend now. He’s just been kind of weird about it.

But I don’t care. I couldn’t be happier. Even stupid old Manwë can’t piss me off any more.

I am SO glad I came to Arda. Things are going to be perfect FOREVER!