Start Reading From The First Post

I am Sauron! Kiss my shiny metal arse!Sauron’s blog is a linear story, in which the Lord of Barad Dûr recounts the details of his long and magnificent life.

Lord Sauron requires that you read from the beginning.  You don’t want to know what happens if you do not. Don’t even think about it.

Start reading from the first post, located here. Each post contains a link to the next.

Lord Sauron thanks you for your cooperation. When Melkor returns from the Outer Dark, and the world is subsumed in endless fire, your death shall be quick and painless.