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		<title>#73: Celebrimbor Must Pay for His Crimes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Date: March 26th, 1601 S.A.
My Mood Is: retributive
They took off the Rings???
Un-FUCKING-believable. All this work down the drain. And all the Elven Rings needed was a simple spell to make them impossible to remove.
And whose fault is this? Celebrimbor&#8217;s, of course! That double-dealing bastard!
Alright, Sauron, calm down. Think. You can salvage the Master Plan. The Children [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sauronsblog.com/?p=607</link>
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		<title>#72: LIVEBLOGGING: Sauron Gorthaur is Triumphant!!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Date: March 25th, 1601 S.A.
My Mood Is: triumphant
Today is the culmination of all my plans. Today, Sauron Gorthaur reappears and takes his rightful place as Lord of All Middle-earth. Today I am triumphant!
And today is my birthday!
So I&#8217;m liveblogging this. I want everyone to share in the glory of my inevitable victory. Pay attention for updates!
8:46 [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sauronsblog.com/?p=594</link>
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		<title>#71: Nineteen Rings for the Elven-kings Under the Sky</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Date: March 15, 1523 S.A.
My Mood Is: pleased
Project Magic Ring, my co-effort with Celebrimbor of Eregion to create a series of powerful magic rings (hence the name), is proving a tremendous success. So far, the Elf and I have created 16 rings, each with a different enchantment on it that conveys upon the wearer a specific [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sauronsblog.com/?p=586</link>
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		<title>#70: I Have a Foolproof Plan Involving Magic Rings&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Date: December 25, 1502 S.A.
My Mood Is: conspiratorial
So much to do, and so few centuries to do it.
I&#8217;m ready to start building my Black Spiky Tower of Unimaginable Evil. All the pieces are in place, and I&#8217;ve pretty much cornered the Endorian market in obsidian. In the process, Mordor has shaped up nicely into a real [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sauronsblog.com/?p=576</link>
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		<title>#69: These Númenóreans Is Getting All Up in My Biznatch</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Date: June 6th, 1222 S.A.
My Mood Is: determined
Things are moving along very well on Project Humongous Tower. A great deal of the project to-date has had to do with infrastructure &#8212; recruiting and kidnapping Orcs and Men as laborers; building towns and cities to house them; creating farms and granaries to feed them, and aqueducts to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sauronsblog.com/?p=567</link>
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		<title>#68: It&#8217;s Been a Busy Five Centuries</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Date: November 16th, 998 S.A.
My Mood Is: exhausted
Hey everybody. Sorry I haven&#8217;t blogged in so long, but it&#8217;s been a busy five centuries.
Last time I wrote, I had just discovered Mordor and decided it would make a great secret base. Also, I had made friends with Celebrimbor, chief of the Gwaith-i-Mírdain and grandson of Fëanor.
Well, Mordor is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sauronsblog.com/?p=554</link>
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		<title>#67: Meet My New Best Friend, Celebrimbor</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Date: July 12th, 701 S.A.
My Mood Is: full of camaraderie
I don&#8217;t usually make friends, because it always turns out badly. My first friend ever, back in the Timeless Halls of Eru Ilúvatar, was Huan, that total idiot who betrayed me to the Valar traitors.
Then there was Melkor, whose was like a best friend, big brother, and boss all [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sauronsblog.com/?p=542</link>
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		<title>#66: It&#8217;s a Fixer-Upper, But I Think I&#8217;ll Take It</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Date: January 1, 701 S.A.
My Mood Is: ecstatic
Happy New Year and New Century!
The Men of Middle Earth count the current &#8220;Second Age&#8221; calendar from the Sinking of Beleriand by the faithless and lunatic Valar. Most Men never saw nor heard of Beleriand of course, but they did notice the massive earthquakes and weather disruptions when their entire [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sauronsblog.com/?p=473</link>
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		<title>#65: Now THIS Is More Like It!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Date: December 12, 578 S.A.
 My Mood Is: delighted
Now this is more like it!
After my dismal experience trying to ingratiate myself to the Elves of Eriador, especially the loathsome Galadriel and the hapless Gil-Galad, I decided to try my luck to the East. If you head that way, as the vampire flies, from Lindon, you cross the Ered Luin, the Hithaeglir, Cheerywood the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sauronsblog.com/?p=460</link>
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		<title>#64: Gil-Galad Was an Elven-king / Who Didn&#8217;t Know a Freakin&#8217; Thing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Date: June 25, 501 S.A.
My Mood Is: aggravated
Un-be-LIEV-able!
After dealing with Galadriel and her brain-donor husband, I knew I had to get to Lindon quick before they could send word to this Artanáro, High King of the Noldor. So I forgot about walking, and just transfigured myself into a vampire and flew the roughly 300 miles [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sauronsblog.com/?p=451</link>
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