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SauronFight #1: Sauron vs. Great Cthulhu

May
11

Over on Periannath.com:

SauronFight #1: Who can defeat the Dark Lord in a fight? This time: Great Cthulhu rises from the sea to face off against his world-destroying rival, the Lord of the Rings! Whoever prevails, the world is doomed!

Visit SauronFight.

Answer Our Questions — THE EYE COMMANDS IT!

Mar
2

The Mouth of SauronGreetings, Slave of the Eye. Once again, it is I — The Mouth of Sauron, Lieutenant of Barad-dûr, Herumor’s Heir, and Rightful Chief of the Dúnedain. It is my privilege to communicate to you the commands of Sauron, Lord of the Earth.

As you are aware, Sauron’s Blog is perfect, and requires no improvement — for how can it not be perfect, if created by Sauron Gorthaur, Chief of the Maiar? And certainly, The Eye would never stoop to asking mere mortals for their opinions on such things. Your lot is to work, then die.

That said, The Eye commands you to complete this brief, four-page survey. As a reward, when Melkor returns from the Outer Dark and the filthy Valar and their Elvish and Mannish followers roast on the spit, you will die quickly and painlessly.

You’re welcome.

Do it now! Where there’s a whip, there’s a way!

New Blog URL and WordPress Theme

Dec
3

The Mouth of SauronGreetings, foul subcreature. I am The Mouth of Sauron, Lieutenant of Barad-dûr, Herumor’s Heir, and Rightful Chief of the Dúnedain. It is my task to communicate to you the commands of Sauron, Lord of the Earth, as well as to share news and recent happenings.

First — there is a new URL for Sauron’s Blog. Although http://kunochan.com/sauron will still work, the proper address is now http://www.sauronsblog.com. Use this URL. The Eye commands it.

Second — Sauron’s Blog has a new WordPress theme, one much more severe and imposing than the previous theme. In fact, the Orcs and Wild Men responsible for the previous theme have been tortured and sent to the mines.

Third — by making purchases via Amazon links from this site, you support not only Lord Sauron’s blogging activities, but also His efforts to destroy the corrupt Elves and Men of the West, and unite all The Earth in peace and prosperity. Even if you do not plan to purchase any of Tolkien’s books of Elvish lies, you can click through from Sauron’s Blog any time you plan to purchase from Amazon.

Needless to say, The Eye commands it.

Now, get back to work! Where there’s a whip, there’s a way!

Lord Sauron demands trackbacks

Oct
4

Here are some other blogs that discuss me. Most of them spread the vicious falsehoods from that Book of Elvish Lies. When I find my Ring, they will all suffer, yes indeedy.

Whatever a “blog” is.

Tolkien Studies on the Web

Middle Earth Blog

Fanfic

Tolkien Geek

Tolkien Library